5 Minute Break is Jonathan’s page on Substack and features his observations on life, the universe and other such stuff.
These are quick reads – for when you just want to take a short break and be challenged, amused, or maybe mildly pissed off by an old codger having a bit of a rant.
Guns in America
A simple solution?
Taxes in the Ice Age
And other stupidities
Trump! The Musical
Look out Broadway!
Poetic justice for Trump?
Or, what does it take to get arrested in New York?
Woke up and smell the Cappucino
Guest post by an AI Bot
Are you woke enough for the job?
Your moral compass
Where does it point? Take this test to find out.
King Henry VIII didn’t believe me
When I told him his Church is no longer relevant
Scottish Gender Recognition
Is not what it seems
Don’t do that – it’s bad luck!
And just how, exactly, does that work?
What’s in it for Harry & Meghan?
Here's my view - for what it's worth.
The God Squad across the Pond
Is the USA lurching to a Bible-bashing right?
There’s always an easy way
If you want to consign religions to history
A Creepy Love Story
In the spirit of Halloween...
Support the brave women of Iran
What they wear should be their choice
Don’t look that way
It's not natural.
My Opinion is Important
If only to me
My Cod religion is a great catch
So let's not carp on about it.
All hail to Lord Cod Almighty
Or is there something fishy going on?
You have to respect my rights
Because I am worth it...
The birth of the Christ
Perhaps the true story of the birth of the Christ...
AN UNHOLY F-BOMB
Or how we learned to love the effing Word
OH MY GOD!
Which particular god are you claiming as yours?
What music will still be played in 400 years?
Looking for feedback – or not?
Please fill in my short questionnaire...
God save the Queen
The Zombie Invasion
No, not those zombies!
Inspired by a Church
I am not normally one to seek inspiration in a place of worship, but this one sparked the story that became The Witchfinder's Well.
9/11 – trying to get across the USA
On the 11th September 2001 I was supposed to be flying across America. Naturally that didn't happen - here's my story of that momentous day.